1. |
Nuclear Sex
03:53
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They’re never lost, you can always find them.
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2. |
Circulous Cruster Pat
03:37
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We’d like to show you National Geographic.
Sing: “Happy Birthday to you” asexual reproduction.
An entire cornfield of breast. Give me a head start on love or I’ll lose.
I hate Ionian. 681 aes babey.
John Cornfield meets John Coltrane.
The horses and their stables.
Snap crackle pop. Slice like a ninja, cut like a razorblade.
Snap crackle pop. Slice like a ninja, cut like a razorblade.
A unisexual being with octosexual habits. Luke I am your father.
Buttery popcorn, good at the movies, buttery popcorn, such a treat.
I am envious of those who can so easily covet the things of others. Things Of Others
The runaway road. Miles McAdams helped build the road. Chupa me pito.
Buttery pop---- Good at the move----- buttery popcorn such a treat.
It’s all my fault, since you lost that freak show, babey!
Luke I am your father. Come with me, we’ll rule the empire.
Give into the Dark side. It is your desssssssssstiny.
Just relax, take it easy.
Mr. And Mrs. Puddle didn’t pay for their hotdags.
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He’s with secret amounts of oil. Hey dapper dan who they call san fran san who they call san fran san. ( The great cisco,) The great days of disco. You are a weasal you have the right smell, you have the right shoes, you have the right haircut, YAP MY PAP.
If your butt had eyes when would it cry? Sorry about the Milkshake---Sorry about the cough. Sometimes I will get to meditation. I can blow up balloons using my farts. I can tease dogs by pulling their tails and chuckling their fur.
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5. |
Octave
00:40
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6. |
Michelle Rubenstein
02:04
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7. |
Love's A Splendid Thing
01:35
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I have looked for love but it is a rat
Elusive it carries the plague
I have needed love but unfortunately it is a distant land
I always vomit on the boat ride over
I pressure love but love’s a borrow.
One from satan’s excrement with putrid breath
I wanted love but it is a puppy
Dead on the road after being by an suv
Love’s a splendid thing
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8. |
UM Rules
02:56
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Lahh Taugnt lak in too
Your mom said this
Your dad told him when to burb
Burn the paper
Mom
My mom gives me enough money to pay them
2 stall me any mur To like a dif affa
About the……
It took all to get to here something like a 14 hour drive.
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9. |
House on the Wrong
01:18
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10. |
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You came as quickly as you went
And before it had time to make sense
Something between moved into the picture
Now you’ll never be mine
Now I’m convinced that I will
Never find anyone as good you
Chances never set it up to bring me to you
You still with me but I don’t mean a thing
We tackle lock and stack ‘em up or attack ‘em and kill ‘em and snack on them
Unravel the saddle and smack them up
We had them for ages in cages wound and bound
My neighbor bumping the bullshit turn the sound up
Don’t worry I know the bouncer
And if I don’t know him I’ll smoke an ounce with him
As luck would be with me the bastard will like my green
And give us free accessibility to VIP vicinities
Us entities enjoying the benefits of ecstasy on yea and trees
Taking vaccines for sobriety like it was a fucking disease that was killing me
I got to face you eventually ,I will admit it’s still hard for me
By this I mean it’s gets hard to breathe
By this I mean it’s hard for me
I will admit it’s still hard for me, By this I mean it gets hard to breathe
I got to face you eventually
Now I’m convinced that I will
Never find anyone as good you
Chances never set it up to bring me to you
You still with me but I don’t mean a thing
Stuck in this hole
Spiraling out of control, and I’m screaming for you
You can’t hear me now, because I buried deep down
And I’m lucky if I’ll be found if anyone is even looking
I didn’t need you anyway you rake my heart through
For someone like you to be with someone like me
Just down to the put it gets hard to find something concrete
To believe in me enough just to shame my self
And baby the bullet’s gone but I still feel the shell
Man this shit it happens too often
I can’t stop my song I got to keep talking and falsely I’ll caution
In the life too often the pain don’t but it does get softer
And I offer my condolences to anybody living this shit
Life’s hard before it gets light it’s got to get dark
Before you eat the fruits of life you got to starve
For someone like you to be with someone like me
Just down to the put it gets hard to find something concrete
To believe in me enough just to shame my self
And baby the bullet’s gone but I still feel the shell
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11. |
Pride Writes in Blood
02:36
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I never thought I’d see my tears on Christmas
Didn’t put pain on my wish list a fist to fix it
I’m sick of this shit that hits the visit you hip to this kid
It’s the kind of thing that won’t get solved with kisses
A risk I insist just by quitting my business
Not some by the book shit that deserves a witness
Quick to start shit when the verdict hits you
And baby in our future you ain’t in the picture
Your always near the fan with the shit that hits you
Getting rid of censorship to throw the fist to kick the shit
Baby who’s the victim, art restriction, communism
I want my freedom let the bell ring on baby
Never look back babe, I never doubt when it comes bout
Just precise and exactly, Can’t keep living in the past babe
You got to get yourself some closure if your gonna move forward
I could page after page and lay claim to what’s in this low case
End aim at the raid that was staged at your bros place
Sending veins running last of head sprain, slayed lane, castle cole made rain
Sucking old labor in, sinking liquids that made metal stain
Possible living conditions taken down below tame
The status low, state things, you get out of shit when you grow wings
Spot eliminate, standard are high, come with your surgeons over
To grab yourself a piece of the sky
I had some sensibility despite my disability and it’s killing me
But I ain’t no enemies and in light of reality with these terrorist pleas
To grab my American cheese, Jesus I can barely breathe
That just the way these things go, I used to be something besides alone
That just the way these things go, even I use to be somewhat on my own
That just the way these things go, in the event that my machinery has gone and froze
That just the way these things go, I suppose we could solve the problem posed
Never look back babe, I never doubt when it comes bout
Just precise and exactly, Can’t keep living in the past babe
You got to get yourself some closure if your gonna move forward
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12. |
Something Beautiful
03:39
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The wrong doings with something beautiful, it’s like the cold when I cope
A pure soul lace with sinister, I picked a hood not the cloak
Influence roughly suited well, instead this black ice heat froze
Legally insane, actually yes, no other way to be I suppose
While my cancer advances your shit killing chances and glancing at answer on papers
Hey doc can you save us a cure for my patience that’s disturbing your patients
Under God can he save us and that’s just by saying that right now
He don’t already hate us, And he probably does but man I don’t blame him
We fuck things constantly ironically his image’s inside me
I doubt what my faith should be, double when my fate will be figured out certainly
Disbelief triggers hypotheses, Socrates hopping these fossil trees, docile things
Scales with wings and frankly I don’t know what to think or believe
Or even decide just exactly how bad things have come to be
The wrong doings with something beautiful, it’s like the cold when I cope
A pure soul lace with sinister, I picked a hood not the cloak
Influence roughly suited well, instead this black ice heat froze
Legally insane, actually yes, no other way to be I suppose
When my mind gets too frantic, chemicals get affected
It can’t work the sick that infects it, whether or it’s connected
I confess that I’m reckless to the point that it’s fucking pathetic
I got diseases and problems the docs just can’t solve them
I stare off at these objects and out come these demons and goblins
And I’m sick of these jaws dropping from telling all of this to the psychologist
And above all of this for my bad calls, Mom and Pop I apologize to you all
I’ve never been able to talk with constructing these walls
And I pray for the day when they crumble and fall
Cause all the wishing and praying and top medication won’t stop what I’m facing
If home base’s foundation ain’t strong, and despite my frustration and erratic behavior
Not for every second but I’ll admit for the record I’m wrong
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13. |
Something Wrong
01:47
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Girl I’ve known you long enough to know when something’s wrong something’s wrong
In some hope we could find some resolution
I can’t solve your problems if they’re non-existent
I can’t if your so fucking resistant
Till you fess I won’t stop this persistence
Somethang’s wrong
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14. |
Hose Mot
00:32
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15. |
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I saw you when you were in circles. So I followed you over and over.
You are a Race Track. ( a circle) So I followed you over and over.
So I got bored.
I said “do you have any beer”.
You said “go away, and don’t run on me!”
Robin said “holy race trax, Batman”
You repeated yourself and you said “go away, and don’t run on me!”
So I ran you, take that!
You’re just a stupid race track and I can beat you up.
“At least I’m not adopted”
AHHHH That Hurts! Well, now I’m to kill myself in shame.
I will jump off this cliff.
I’m falling. Oh no I’m falling.
I landed a soft soft couch.
It shouted “Get off me, you bastard!”
All of the sudden, the teacher saw all the commotion that I was causing, and decided to put me time out! ( she must’ve obviously been drunk! )
Well here I am now in time out:
TICK TOCK TICK TOCK TICK TOCK --said the clock
DRIP DROP DRIP DROP DRIP DROP –Said the leaky faucet
“Now I want you to think about what you’ve done,” said the teacher. “and then apologize to those that you have offended, or I’m going to beat you like an infant”
Then nearly all of the sudden, orgasms have already began to falling from the sky. THE SKY IS FALLING THE SKY IS FALLING
This guy is calling,
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16. |
Stay Away From My Wife
00:22
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17. |
Die Unkle Joe
00:08
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18. |
Pg 400-401
02:57
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A man looking at the sunrise he doesn’t know, but he feels the day has just begun.
And when he swims the river melts from ice, and he cries.
Go, run away from me, I barely care, because I know in the end, I know that you,
You truly love me, yes you do. And I love you. Yeah, I love you
3 men, waiting for a promenade. Oh Who will be the lucky ones. The ones to dance the ones to sing, the ones to spend an evening with the king.
Go, run away from me, I barely care, because I know in the end, I know that you,
You truly love me, yes you do. And I love you. Yeah, I love you
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19. |
75 Years of Mom
00:12
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20. |
Sharing
01:41
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Sharing is fun
You should learn of how to share your toys,
Because if you don’t learn to share at an early age……
(Don’t share your needles or your diseases.
But everything else is cool.)
……..You’re going to get hit by a car while riding your tricycle
And because of this, you’ll develop vertigo and other problems.
So share your love
Give from your heart.
Don’t kill anybody
Ok?
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21. |
Shake Your Thang
04:25
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I am the voice within me
Good God has been with me
Dig deep to the past the livid
That’s how the story begins
I lie awake in homestead
we trust Bob’s decision
Disgorge is good fun
Eee
The DJ spins away. He’s so good.
Techno music pumps.
We just want to get down.
We just want to get funky
The MC is rymin’ Shake your hips, babey.
I want you to hit the floor. Do you feel that beat?
Break it down. Get your groove on!
Move your body, just get loose!
Come on babey, That’s the ticket
Shake your bootay-- come on YEAH!!
This is how we party- day after day
SHAKE YOUR THANG!
I know you’re into it now, just SHAKE YOUR THANG!!!
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22. |
Energy Beer
00:50
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23. |
Ney Rosauro
01:40
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24. |
The Quits
05:23
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First of all, he was sitting at the stupidest table in the whole place
But that’s because he was afraid real bad.
What a scardy-cat retard man/child.
He said he thought he saw a ghost.
I told him to shut his face.
He said he’d kill me by violence if I said that again.
(So I said it again.)
then he chased out the door, sceaming: “you owe me this time!!”
and that’s the part that I like, cuz nobody really saw any ghost.
It was just part of the lie I told this man earlier in the night.
His sister is alright. I give up. This sucks. Well, I’m going home. I guess I’ll see you guys later. Bye. I’m probably just gonna play Nintendo or watch a movie.
The guy I was talking about earlier, his name is Melvin.
Melvin sells socks. He’s such an idiot though, cause you can’t make no dough sellin’ socks.
He bought a window for his house with quarter, and I felt sorry for him.
He changed his name from Melvin to John. Then he bought a car, but I was there to stop him, just in time. Just in time, to see him buy a car with his name on the front.
I could not protect him from: Lincoln Logs and Santa Claus and Big Black Bears with Furry Pawz!!!!
But I could protect him well enough from his shiny new vehicle. YEAH! And he thanked me later on for that. YEAH! We exchanged numbers and wives cordially. YEAH! Me and John had become great friends. OH YEAH!
But I tried kill him because I wanted to. Little did I know that he was invincible. So he tried to kill me, But little did he know; I was invincible.
And you know you can’t fight invincibility. It’s great to have unlike STDs.
And I can’t say enough about invincibility. This message was brought to you by your local people. Do you know your local people? Yes we know our local people. Do you know them?
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