First of all, he was sitting at the stupidest table in the whole place
But that’s because he was afraid real bad.
What a scardy-cat retard man/child.

He said he thought he saw a ghost.
I told him to shut his face.
He said he’d kill me by violence if I said that again.
(So I said it again.)
then he chased out the door, sceaming: “you owe me this time!!”
and that’s the part that I like, cuz nobody really saw any ghost.
It was just part of the lie I told this man earlier in the night.
His sister is alright. I give up. This sucks. Well, I’m going home. I guess I’ll see you guys later. Bye. I’m probably just gonna play Nintendo or watch a movie.

The guy I was talking about earlier, his name is Melvin.
Melvin sells socks. He’s such an idiot though, cause you can’t make no dough sellin’ socks.
He bought a window for his house with quarter, and I felt sorry for him.
He changed his name from Melvin to John. Then he bought a car, but I was there to stop him, just in time. Just in time, to see him buy a car with his name on the front.
I could not protect him from: Lincoln Logs and Santa Claus and Big Black Bears with Furry Pawz!!!!
But I could protect him well enough from his shiny new vehicle. YEAH! And he thanked me later on for that. YEAH! We exchanged numbers and wives cordially. YEAH! Me and John had become great friends. OH YEAH!
But I tried kill him because I wanted to. Little did I know that he was invincible. So he tried to kill me, But little did he know; I was invincible.
And you know you can’t fight invincibility. It’s great to have unlike STDs.
And I can’t say enough about invincibility. This message was brought to you by your local people. Do you know your local people? Yes we know our local people. Do you know them?