I picked my nose against other people.
They were so scared they pissed my pants.
What I wasn’t aware of, at the time, my coach told me.
He showed me his hands; instead of fingers, he had stubs.
All of the suddenly, the Nose Goblins bit off first fingers…….the battle had begun……
…I was a warrior…….
I had to travel on business to complete Bugerville to get the secret potion I needed to reign victorious over the Nose Goblins.
The tough part was, I had to get it from the Snot Princess. I can’t tell you about the rest of the story because it contains excessive nudity and you’re only 14 years old.

But on a separate note…..
You can take your whole Friday off Because of the Unexpected Theft in the birth canal
There’s going to be police came in and asking questions to us, ya know? You can come back in next Monday when this whole thing has blown over, like a bad tent. It is pretty pretty bad stuff ya know ya know don’t ya. Have a good weekend!
Take your family fishing in the sea of sex. noodles, socks, monkeys, condoms.